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skype conversations with the best friend.

Vic:
Cannot wait to get out of that shithole.
Cass:
amen sister
Vic:
They're all peasants
Cass:
Filthy servant
Vic:
I'll go all bloody sunday on their asses
Cass:
You're polish, so you have a direct link to the head of the Cheka
Vic:
I know my shit hahah
Cass:
"In australia they teach you math and english, in Poland we learn how to kill you peasants in 5 minutes"
Vic:
with nothing but my spiked shoes
Cass:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, looking killer.
Vic:
Victoria Obieglo, head of the australian division of the cheka
Cass:
Cassandra Danskin: attmpted genocide on stupid people.
Vic:
*Cassandra Danskin: successful genocide on stupid people
Cass:
New update: Only 20 people are alive in the world after Danskin successfully conducted a genoicde on poeple who quote "are stupid little shits"
Vic:
Live from the new capital of the world: Obieglo has devoloped faster and more entertaining methods of exterminating the "stupid"
Cass:
insider story of the contraversal new and more entertaining methods of exterminating the "stupid" race.
Vic:
breaking news: "stupid guinea pigs" warn the other "stupids" to run for their lives, as Danskin and Obieglo are some of the most cruel dictators, constantly innovating new methods of torture and pain infliction
Cass:
Danskin has recently relased a statement that reads: Hitler was weak, i laugh at him.
Vic:
Obieglo was recently heard saying "there were other dictators?"
Cass:
they were trials. Cassandra releases book. "My Struggle"
Vic:
Obieglo, while promoting Cassandra's book, released a statement saying: " Dont read to the end, as that is yet to come."
And this is why we are best friends.